Welcome-to-Rango

I apologize for the long wait! "Drink at my expense!" - Elgin shouted, standing on the saloon bar. There were many citizens in the saloon. Mostly everyone was drinking and laughing, but with every SIP of cactus juice, the situation was heating up to hit anyone. Elgin staggered as Sergeant Turley frantically tried to climb the bar as well. "No! Drink at my expense!" - Sergeant Turley shouted, and straightened up as if he felt himself on his feet. Elgin looked at Sergeant Turley. "You've never had so much money! And Ah drink all for my expense!" - he shouted. "No, all the booze is on me!" - Sergeant Turley shouted hoarsely and pushed Elgin. Elg